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The enigma known as Peatree Bojangles
One day, a young strange woman appeared from the sea. Everyone looked on in awe as she seemed to float towards them. Their eyes transfixed on her movement, they were unaware of the various hands that glided towards them. The threatening motion only filled them with love, for this creature will not hurt them. Her hands seems to caress each and every one of their necks, but so gently, so painlessly. She cranes her neck and whispers melodically in their ears: 'BUY SOME WORK, GUYS. I HAVE TO PAY MY BILLS SOMEHOW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE'.